Who is Alonso

Alonso is someone close to us. The things that Alonso does, regardless how small never cease to amuse us. Of course, the amused feeling usually comes after counting from 10 to 1. In most situations, we tried putting ourselves in Alonso's shoes but much later, we found out that most of the time Alonso is not wearing any shoes. So this is our tribute to Alonso and all Alonso alike we have come across in our humble life.