Good to be Alonso

Alonso was given a new task. For some people this might not be something out of the ordinary because "ordinary" people completes few tasks a day. We are talking about Alonso here, so a new task, any task big or small will eventually end up "extra-ordinary".

For those who had first-hand experience of working with Alonso, they had little or no expectation. When the job is done, if it was a total screw-up, people tend to be very forgiving towards Alonso because it was expected of him. In rare cases when the task is completed, Alonso receives the much awaited words of compliments on the job done.

So, it was good being Alonso because:-

1. Alonso never had to live up to anyone's expectation. (because no one expects anything from Alonso)
2. Alonso never gets leave behind. (because he is always the first one to leave on any given day)
3. Any job done by Alonso is a good job regardless of how shoddy it is. (because it was less of a hassle to redo the job than explaining to Alonso on how to get it done properly)